I don’t want to know what words taste like.

I don’t know why I have the wordpress app in my productivity folder – it’s by far the most sluggish app I’ve ever used. Impossible to be productive. I wonder if they have something better?

Anyways, tonight the Lakers play the Spurs at home and I’m very excited. Now keep in mind that every big game this year has let me down like no other, so fool me one million times at this point.

This game will mark the return of the lakers you’ve come to know and love. How do I know this? Well, I’ve procured an almanac from the future. BTTF. But really, I don’t know. But i do feel- I feel that we are ready. All the signs are pointing to 48 minutes of intense effort… Bynum is even playing hurt because he knows this matters. I don’t care what any lakers say to the media- ever since that ass whooping we took a month ago, we’ve been waiting for this. I’m going as far to guarantee a win, and a convincing one.

Fuck the Spurs. .04, Duncan cry face, Pops, Ginosebleed, all of them. Fuck you too Bruce Bowen. You don’t even play in this league anymore and you get a “fuck you.”

I don’t want to regret this, so step it up LA. I’ll play Randy Newman after the game. I know we all want that.

Another thing I want to cover is the bullshit snub of Odom from the All-Star game, yet 4 Celtics make it. I love Griffendor as much as Bill Simmons but shit, Odom is old and he’s playing out of his mind. Give the guy his due, he’s transformed himself into an all-star – he wasn’t one before. We would not be in the position were in without him, we’d be shafted.

All of the negative energy around is team is created by the fans and fostered by the LA media. It’s ridiculous to think we should make a trade. We need Barnes and Ratliff and we are cool. I love this team and don’t want to see anyone go. When people were suggesting that we quit on Ron Artest, Shannon, and Bynum in multiple trade scenarios, I was hurt. These players are a part of the fabric of this organization. They have helped us become this great, beautiful, amazing team. I know we are playing like shit, but do you still feel the same way about these games that you did 2 or even 1 season ago? No, you don’t. This is why I’m issuing a worldwide shout out to all real Lakers fans- step your game up. Put all your gear on for a worthless game vs Memphis, get drunk, get excited, do whatever. The Lakers feed off the fans energy, whether you are in Section 103 or sitting in front of your TV, rep the fuck out of your Lakers. Purple and gold to the deafth mother fucker.